at this very moment, SMOKE (tony stewart) is to my north.
at this very moment, BONO (U2) is to my south.
i, my friends, am stuck in the middle,
wedged between two unbelievably hot men.
and that is why i am overstimulated.
Go SMOKE! The NASCAR chase championship begins.
(in a very soft whisper: see you tomorrow night BONO)
Shhhh. don't tell either of them.